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Ben-to – General

January 20, 2012 Leave a comment
CROSS COUNTER

CROSS COUNTER

Oh how I love you Ben-to. So crap, and yet so beautiful. Honestly if they had just stayed with epic battles and added in 10 more angry lesbians, I would have been happy. Sadly it was destined for HAREM CRAP, although I enjoyed it.

I guess the reason I enjoyed it was the the idea of people hurting each other over cheap food. Hello animal instincts! FUCK YE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OVER LUNCH BOXES. Only parts I didn’t get is why the fuck MC decided to jump out the window for his Sega. He nearly died, and the tsundere bitch was like, ‘Oh btw my bad for throwing your shit out the window’. Then again, noone in their right mind would jump out the window after it. So whatevs.

Also, the MC kinda managed to fag up the place the entire time with his FUCKING DICK. Always with his dick. I swear the writers WERE IN LOVE WITH IT. Those pedos. But seriously, why was his dick out all the time, every time? Saa…

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Togainu no Chi – General

January 1, 2011 2 comments

I played the Togainu no Chi VN, and then I decided to watch the anime, in the hopes for an ending that wasn’t ASS and FAIL, but I should have known better. Adaptations are never good, this is simply law. Not that they had much to work with since the VN :IS: an emo-fagfest, but they managed to make it worse somehow. Go figure. However, they decided to reference one of the endings in Keisuke’s route was so fucking ridiculous that I laughed my ass off. Apparently Keisuke goes fucking insane due to loldrugs, and then rips out Akira’s intestines because he LOVES HIM, and then shouts the following:

YOUR INSIDES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AKIRA!

I guess the anime producers must have also found this shit to be funny as fuck, so they put it in a HIGHLY CENSORED dream. I often dream with lots of censorship myself, who doesn’t? Sadly, the ever so lulzy dialogue was taken out. ;__;

HATERS GONNA HATE

Notice how they took out the background (since who dreams with fucking BACKGROUNDS nowadays?), and THE QUALITY IS ASS. It almost made watching the whole thing worth it, but then they gave me a shitty no end end, and I decided I still hate adaptations. WHERE IS MY KEISUKE END?!

Side note: The VN really is an emo-fagfest. I’m not lying. There are even RAPE DENS.

Angel Beats – Clothes Pin Edition

May 23, 2010 Leave a comment

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Awesome scene was awesome.

Angel Beats

May 19, 2010 Leave a comment

THIS GUY IS FUCKING AWESOME. NO LIE.

Although I’m not blogging about this series because it’s fucking KEY, and I’m going to cry at the end (or at random parts in the middle), I would like to point out that TK is a p kewl guy, eh shouts random English phrases and doesn’t afraid of anything, and should be worshiped for his awesome-ness.

My favorite lines so far are:

CRAZY FOR YOU!
ZETSUBOU NO CARNIVAL!
chopchopchop

The anime itself is lolwut, but just you watch, KEY never disappoints in delivering manly tears. Everyone who watches a KEY anime always ends up crying like a faggot.

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Fansub BS

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Dear FFFpeeps,

I wouldn’t hate you so much if you would find a decent editor, and then learn how to TS/style, I really wouldn’t.

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Bakemonogatari 1-14

April 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Where the fuck is episode 15? Is MAL lying to me?

Excuse me while I sneak up and rape you.

Anyho, bakemonogatari is basically SHAFT creating a giant slide show, and then calling it anime. Doesn’t make it bad, by any means, but you have to admit that’s literally what it is.

The whole plot line is basically GHOST BUSTERS, with lots of MOE shit, and a love story added in between. Funny part is, that despite that it’s still AMAZING.

If you add these two things together, it makes this anime GHOST BUSTERS – THE SLIDESHOW.

Basically the main character was once a vampire, but for whatever reason that doesn’t really seem to matter. He has healing abilities because of it though, and so he then goes out to fight against ghosts, or “oddities”, FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

The anime really ends at ep 12 (as far as I’m concerned), anyone who tells you otherwise is FUCKING LYING, and if you do count 12 as the end this anime actually has a GOOD END. It still has a few eps after it (13-15), but it’s more of LOL WE FORGOT ABOUT THIS type shit, as they are trying to solve one of the side characters problems, and find Shinobu, a character that shows up so little I barely know who she is. It’s like the anime got some early OVA’s, and as far as I’m concerned eps 13-25 are just OMAKES (extras) similar to OVA’S or BD extras. Then again, 15 might end up being like UBER FINALE END, so in that case my argument might become completely invalid.

Just what I needed SHAFT, more 4chan jokes. Also your doing it WRONG.

I like the main character, not going to lie. Well considering he has the same VA as Zetsubou Sensei, it’s hard not to enjoy listening to him when he talks. Senjougahara is also the most amazing tsundere character I have ever seen. She’s so tsun there might as well be no dere – well, until near the end. There’s lots of dere in ep 12.

Overall enjoyable and entertaining. The art is signature SHAFT bullshit – close in face shots, high contrast shots, random scenery shots, angled shadows and lights. All the normal shit SHAFT is known for, but turned up a bit. The art really reminded me of The SoulTaker, but then I remembered how fucking shit that anime was, so I stopped. There’s only so much you can add into an anime before it get fucking ridiculous, and SoulTaker reached that point, so I’d rather not remember how much I FUCKING RAGED at that shit.

I do, however, wonder when the raws for 15 will come out, it seems to have been awhile… Maybe it’s on hiatus, and SHAFT is just trolling us all. After fucking KyoAni, I never put the idea that production companies don’t know how to troll off the table. They can do it like anyone else can, if not better, and if ENDLESS EIGHT didn’t make you rage, I don’t know what will.

On a side note, it took me until episode 14 to realize that the two characters doing the preview were Araragi’s little sisters. Srsly, I should have figured that out a lot faster.

What the fuck Japan, what the fuck

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

Moose hair, WTF

Sometimes I have to do translations off of the raws at say-move.org, as the encoding takes too long to get me a work raw that isn’t a failure at life, but I swear to god..

I see the strangest shit there.

What. the. fuck. is. this. shit?

Scrap that, I don’t even want to know.

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