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Arakawa Under the Bridge 5-7

May 21, 2010 Leave a comment

Maria is p kewl guy, ehs makes Sister's face explode, and doesn't afraid of anything.

Overall, Rec is slowly losing his sanity under this bridge. He really is. He now thinks he has to have some sort of community JERB, so that he can be a citizen in this homeless, crazy, insane community that LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE.

Him and Hoshi get into some sort of music duel. I was hoping that Hoshi would like fucking blast some hard core rock, or something MEGA-GAR, but it turned out to be average, and Rec played a bunch of classical music due to his obvious ELITISM (Do I smell a superiority complex?).

GET READY TO D-D-D-D-D-D-UEL!

Rec then decides hes going to teach COMMON SENSE to the people around him. Good luck with that one Rec, I think you’ve already lost yours. I would also like to note that the voice actor for Rec is the same as Nozomu Itoshiki (“Zetsubou-sensei” from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei), which is also a SHAFT anime, so I found him being a “teacher” very ironic and humorous VA-wise. ETA till he screams “ZETSUBOU SHITA!”

Just as planned.

I did, however, find his imagery of what Sister should look like to be very awesome. Course, just as Rec starts trying to teach people he runs into a huge problem. Stella, the GAR loli from FUCKING HELL. She’s back and ready to fuck up his shit, and manages to do so until she gets appeased with LOLCOLORING.

WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!?

Also, inb4 o9k OP changes, lol SHAFT.

Sidenote: they did introduce another character, P-Ko, but she isn’t awesome like Maria, so I don’t give a shit.

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Arakawa Under the Bridge 4

May 1, 2010 Leave a comment

How is this supposed to be a date?

This episode had quite the surprising amount of lolwut in it. It starts out with the “date” that Recruit and Nino are supposed to be on, but it turns into this weird mock battles BS where the run around like insane people.

I used to think the Rec was like, normal or summat, so we would have the plot of a normal person dealing with lots of crazy people, but in the last couple of episodes I have realized that he is just as FUCKING CRAZY as the rest of them. Absolutely insane.

No it's... really not...

He then pulls a bit of awesome-ness out of his ass, and helps Nino with her boat thingy, and she gets all dere about it. Hurray~

But then the second part pulls a bunch of shitload of fuck out from the depths of fuckville, and we get a GAR loli. Little girls are supposed to be cute, NOT SCARY! ;___;

She will kick your ass and not even think twice.

She then kicks the holy fucking shit out of Rec (poor soul, he never saw it coming), and then we move onto the third part. Apparently your allowed to have farms under bridges in Japan, because Sister and Rec go to exactly just that. Seriously, this is just… just not possible. I saw this part and realized this anime is going to go very strange places in the future. No doubt about it. Rec’s reaction to it was exactly the same as mine, strangely.

I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

They then meet Maria who is like this really sweet looking person, but she’s really a Sadist, and she proceeds to verbally abuse both of them.

At first Sister is, like, totally awesome about it and just keeps apologizing for everything, but then Maria calls him boring and his scar fucking explodes. I DONT EVEN.

WHY!?

The episode then ends. Hurra~

Note: SHAFT, being the uber trolls they are, released part of the episode only on the web. ┬áIf you get┬áNutbladder’s release they put the web parts in with the ep, but the raws (since it was on a stream) are EYE CANCER AIDS. At least the rest of the ep was nice~

Arakawa Under the Bridge 1-3

April 20, 2010 Leave a comment

This show is amazing. ‘Nough said. I will, however, point out that Arakawa is an actual river in Japan, so the title is literally referring to the river that runs underneath the bridge by name.

The plot is about how Recruit ends up living under said bridge, and the shit that happens while he lives there. Nino-san (The name itself is a pun – it’s the Jap for 2-3) thinks she’s an alien from Venus, and saves Rec, but he can’t owe anything to anyone. In desperation, he asks her what she wants, and she makes him her lover, but the only catch is that he has to live under the bridge. So awesome.

Most of the episodes are about him meeting the other INSANE FUCKERS that live under the bridge, and I really would like to say that all these people are fucking BADASS/GAR.

Episode 3 features my favorite character, and one of the reasons I started watching the show in the first place, Hoshi (Star). He’s a badass motherfucker with a star face, he plays guitar, and hes not FUCKING AROUND.

That's not someone you FUCK AROUND WITH.

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link

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