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B Gata H Kei 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Well whore-chan is at it again. This time it’s Valentine’s day (right after Christmas ep, WTF happened to that whole month in between?), and Yamada get’s all tsundere about giving him something. She stays up all night to make it, and then sneaks it into his mailbox.

The more important, and lulzy part of the ep was whore-chan deciding not to wear panties so she can flash people because she just KEEPS IT REAL LIKE THAT.

Actually, I think you are. (The sign says 'forbidden/prohibited' BTW)

And then the ep had like, this thing where it kept using this glowing yellow light everywhere. I don’t know why, but I guess the animators became obsessed with it, so they kept using it. Most of the ep turned into this thing about flashing people anyway, so I guess they found a good use for it.


Then, at the very end, Yamada asks him if he likes teh womenz that wear no panties, and he’s like WTF, so she gets all depressed. He then comes back, and the wind from the door flips her skirt up, and he gets a good look at her vagina. She gets all flustered because he saw it when she didn’t want him to, even though she was trying to flash him anyway. LOLWUT. Why can’t she decide to be either a whore or not a whore? Pick one dammit!

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B Gata H Kei 4

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

I guess this makes you a whore

Well, this episode was about a date on Christmas. Not very original, no, but there’s a lot of parts in here that are just kinda lolwut. Basically our little whore-chan, Yamada, get Kosuda, who I think is very kawaii/moe btw, to ask her on a date for Christmas Eve, and it just kinda goes…downhill from there. The whole episode is basically Yamada trying to fuck him, and him figuring out that she wants to fuck him. Oh my.

This is the target audience for this show, no doubt.

But most of the episode they are just fucking walking around. They go to a restaurant where she seduces an old man, and then she goes and walks around a bunch of love hotels. The managed to kiss, OMG I KNOW ITS LIKE SO AWESOME, but then Yamada freaks the fuck out, and then once she calms the fuck down, she grabs Kosuda so she can try to fuck him in a goddamn park. Yes, that’s right, a park. HOW ROMANTIC. They manage to get to second base, but after that they run away because they are goddamn failures,  so they end up riding THE TRAIN OF SHAME back home, so that they can cry themselves to sleep.

I'm sorry you're such a failure, I really am.

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B Gata H Kei 1-3

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link

I’d call her a slut, as she wants 100 casual sex partners, however shes just a sad virgin who thinks her vagina looks funny, so I don’t know what to say.

Only reason I even watch this is because the bitch is fucking crazy, and she’s going to end up with this fucking borderline ugly dude so, I guess it’s an irony factor going on. I do enjoy the humor in it quite a bit, but I have to admit the main character is not only a whore, but she’s annoying and stupid. I hope horrible things happen to her. :>

Episode 1 features her showing her tits off, episode 2 is a fucking LET GO TO THE POOL ep, and episode 3 is about the school culture festival. How very inventive. What’s next, an onsen ep? A beach ep? ID NEVER SEE THAT COMING!

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