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Heroman 1-3

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

K, there are 3 main reasons I have any interest in this show.

1. AMERICAN FLAGS EVERYWHERE

2. LOLWUT that kid has Spike’s hair, but in afro form. How is this possible…

3. LIGHTENING EFFECTS AND EXPLOSIONS

There are also other reasons, such as the main character being the trap of the century despite being in a fucking children’s show. And yes, this is aimed at a younger audience for once, but the fun of it is it’s IN AMERICA. This also means that there are NON-WHITE PEOPLE. Yes, I know. AMAZING. There are random cops and shots of people who are black, brown, and other colors than white. Such a nice thing, deshou?

I’ve watched lots of anime over the years, but never have I seen a school setting very specifically IN AMERICA. It just doesn’t happen. They sometimes allude to it, or make it IN THE FUTURE, or some other bullshit, but this shows fucking American flags at least 20 times throughout any one of the eps in case your not sure.

Then you get these giant robot alien things that look like fucking cockroaches, a cheerleader with some fine ass legs that has the hots for trap boy, and a crazy scientist. It’s only generic if you watch power ranchers as a child, except the budget for this show is fucking huge. It has effects shooting out it’s ass, and your just like, “THE PLOT, ITS SO SHITTY, BUT IT LOOKS SO GOOD. WHY!?”

So in episode 1, Joey, our sad excuse for a main character, works in some sort of Diner, and is total pathetic. Hurray! He then picks up this robot thing that gets destroyed, and when he fixes it, GOD HIMSELF shoots MAGICAL BEAMS OF POWER (aka lightening),  and the small robot turns into a big robot and fucks up this poor boy’s house. Goddamn you Heroman, stop breaking shit, will you? The robot then goes and saves cheerleader girl from the fire, in which they somehow defy all logic and CARRY THE FUCKING PEOPLE THROUGH THE FIRE. If this was actually done, both the girl and the father would have BURNED TO DEATH.

Then in episode 2 the aliens come, we get some nice explosions and effects, and Heroman starts kicking some ass.

Finally in ep 3, the “invasion” starts, and this is where shit starts to get really fucked up. Naisu.

The guys face on the right was so quality I couldn't help it.

As mentioned before, this show has a p high budget, but there are still quality scenes like these no matter what you do. Note: OMG NON-WHITE PEOPLE.

So now we got motherfucking aliens running around everywhere, and then something horrible happens. Something even I cannot forgive. THEY STEP ON A POOR DEFENSELESS STUFFED RABBIT. Yeah, that’s right. They went there. They are going to fuck up your shit so hard you won’t even know what to do! When stuffed rabbit stepping gets involved, you know shit is going DOWN.

One a side note, I would like to observe that Heroman, the giant robot, looks fucking pissed all the goddamn time. I mean like, FUCKING PISSED. I wonder what makes him to angry? Is it the American flag design he’s got going on? Or maybe he hates having a trap as a master? Only the lightening Gods of this show will know I suppose.

ANGRY HEROMAN IS ANGRY

But I digress, after shit goes down Joey is all like I GOTS TO GO HOME, but the guys with the fucking HAIR (Will) won’t let him because he’s so pumped up on steroids his ROID RAGE makes him want to fuck Joey where he stands. And this guys hair is fucking massive. It’s like he has an ax on his head I swear.

The president is some white guy because Heroman can’t follow with the times apparently, which almost caused me the rage because the fucker doesn’t even have a chin. His face just kinda melts into his neck.

Then we get some more alien destruction with army tanks, helicopters, jets, and more of those high budget explosions I love. Joey then gets attacked by more aliens, so he sets the angry-eyed Heroman into SUPER SAIYAN MODO, and kicks the shit out of everyone.

He then gets home only to realize that AMERICA IS DESTROYED, and that his grandmother doesn’t give a fuck because she listens to hard-core metal, so they laugh and are very happy for w/e goddamn reason (I’m actually not making this part up).

American flag count this ep: 4 (not including op/ed)

“It’s calling for yourself~”

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link

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