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Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 6

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Now this is more like a harem anime.

Finally we have our obligatory beach ep. Every harem anime needs a fucking BEACH EP DON’T THEY? Cyborg chick is on a seduction mission to top it off, and in all honesty, I enjoy the things she randomly says very much.

You're emotionless-ness is almost MOE, Korone-chan~

And then, of course, childhood friend girl fucking decides it’ll be a great idea to jack off a fucking sea cucumber, and having it’s white sticky goodness cover Tsundere-chan. WTF. Only in a harem anime is this ever, ever allowed. Tsundere girl is really turning up the tsundere nowadays too. When Mr. Demon King removes the WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE from her, she gets all, “I-IT’S NOT LIKE I WANT YOU TO C-CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, OR A-ANYTHING” on him, and I guess it would be okay if she was more tsun than dere, but she’s not, so fuck her.

I DONT EVEN.

Then they get into this weird plot shit about a monster and who defeats it becomes a hero, and will defeat the Demon Lord, but I don’t really give a shit. Why can’t you go fight more dragons or sum shit?

Anyho, Korone gets shot or something, so it’s cliffhanger TIEM until the next episode. Why do they have to shoot one of the only female characters I find amusing? It’s just not fair.

Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 4 – 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

WTF when did this anime turn into a shounen?

Holy shit this harem anime just got fucking GAR. How is this possible? I mean, it had it’s scenes where he went all badass and shit, but I didn’t think it would get this fucking GAR. It’s a fucking HAREM ANIME. It’s supposed to be nothing but tsundere’s, and loli’s, and childhood friends with beach eps, school festival eps, summer festival eps, and hot spring eps. WHEN THE FUCK WAS FIGHTING DRAGONS ALLOWED?

Episode 4 was a bit of a shit fest, the childhood friend and cyborg girl got trapped into a room with the main character, and OH THE NOES childhood friend has to pee so she freaks out, and they meet this weird green haired chick (I don’t know wut stereotype she is yet, but maybe sadist? Ionno we have a yandere already), but they find this map to set up ep 5 which has so much BADASS’ER-Y I actually rated it higher after seeing it.

YEAH BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DRAGON

After beating the shit out of a GODDAMN FUCKING DRAGON, the dragon tells him he has to be the Demon Lord. FUCK YER. This is how all harem animes should be. I would actually enjoy them if they did it like this. I mean, I’ve seen badass fanservice shows like NEEDLESS, but never a fucking HAREM ANIME. I hope they make more of this shit because I fucking like it.

Finally, a harem anime done right.

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Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 1-3

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

I don't think women really care about their penis size.

WELCOME TO HARRY POTTER THE ANIME, OH DID I MENTION IT’S REALLY JUST A HAREM?

Yeah that’s right you heard me, it’s fucking Harry Potter the anime, and the main character is destined to become fucking Voldemort, which the anime has changed to “Maou” (aka demon lord), which as far as I’m concerned is the same damn thing.

I have to say the anime itself is a fucking shit fest of fail, but the main character makes it worthwhile. Poor guy just wants to be a good Samaritan, but the fucking bird thing (AKA SORTING HAT) has decided that it’s his fate to destroy the world, and since this so-called fate deciding creature has never been wrong, everyone believes that it’s true.

Poor guy keeps choosing things that make him seem more evil too. It’s like he tries to be nice, but it ends up back firing and then the whole school thinks he’s this badass evil motherfucker when all he wanted to do was clean up the classroom or say he’s sorry. He even tries to enter a committee to help stop evil, but they all end up thinking he’s doing it to take over the school. The irony of it all makes it worth watching.

Also there are random scenes where he really pissed and evil and then fucks people up by breaking their bones or sum shit (and by break I mean is twists all over the fucking place sometimes in multiple places), and bloods goes FUCKING EVERYWHERE. :>

No, your arm is NOT supposed to do that :>

Course, that’s the only reasons you could possibly have in order to enjoy this, unless your a rabid fucking Harry Potter fan.

Then we get into why this anime is a fucking bucket of fail. First off, it’s Harry Potter the anime, and second it’s a harem anime. Of course, the whole thing is littered with tit shots (IF you watch the uncensored version like the cool kids), panty shots, and bouts of fanservice, and a girl that like to run around naked for no fucking reason. Well, there is a reason, but there might as well not be. It even has the whole CHILDHOOD FRIEND thing mixed in, like any harem anime, and I don’t know wut the fuck is the matter with Hattori (blue haired bitch) but she causes me to rage every time she appears. We even have the generic TEH REI character who is supposedly an adriod or summat, but for w/e reason she has an off switch that is a bunny tail that you pull.

Yes, that’s right kids, in order to turn the android off you have to get underneath her skirt and pull on a rabbit tail that is directly above her ass. Wonderful. Why is it that we have shit like this when we can just watch porn. I just don’t get it. Then again shit like Queen’s Blade exists, so I guess everything has a place, but at least QB was fucking original with their shit, or just so overboard that it was humorous. FUCK YEAH ACID TITS.

Episode 3 was particularly WTF, but at least Hattori has stopped being a bitch. I don’t really get the whole IMMA THROW RICE ON EVERYONE NOW, but I guess that’s just the way it goes. SHOU GA NAI.

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link