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Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru 2

April 19, 2010 1 comment

“Shounen-ai is gar.”

Someone on the internet (TT) said this about this series, so it must be true. I’m glad I got this update, but otherwise I would have gone on about how unGAR this anime is, but since TEH GHEY is very apparent, and thusly makes it GAR, I will just have to rage about how much emo bullshit DARKNESS there is in this anime, instead of it’s apparent unGAR-ness.

This show is 100% ghey. I think this proves it.

The first thing that irked me about this second episode was the shitty CG’ed monsters/demons. What a fucking joke. They look lame, and are lame. Oops, I’m sorry this anime is GAR now, and not just emo, so the CG monsters are really badass and scary looking. I just don’t seem to get it for w/e reason. I would also like to note I fucking hate the VA for the main character. Listening to him is just annoying.

I-It's not like I-I'm not scared of you or a-anything!

Anyho, Yuki-chan finds out that he has a long lost brother, Takashiro, who is really a half brother and he wants him to come live with him because he DESIRES HIS PENIS.

Side note: HEY TAKASHIRO, I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE CALLED SOUBI.  Yes, that’s right, the character design for Takashiro is fucking EXACTLY the same as Soubi from Loveless. They both even have deep scarring. The original has it on his neck, and the copy has one on his face. Woah, the similarities. To make it even better, the VA that is voicing this Soubi-look-alike, Takehito Koyasu, not only voiced a supporting characer in Loveless, but was the man that took Soubi’s virginity. DEAR GOD, THERE IS EVEN VA DORAMA/IRONY IN THIS SHOW. What’s next, pregnant men?

Original Soubi

Not-So-Original Copy

The beginning then focuses on this whole “THE WAR IS BEGINNING” bullshit and how Yuki is close to AWAKENING HIS POWERS. I don’t mind a bit of foreshadowing, but I fucking hate when almost the whole first half is focused on being MYSTERIOUS as if it’s cool or makes the plot seem more exciting – because it doesn’t. Leave me in the dark, I like not knowing what’s going on (I actually do), but don’t do it in such a way in which I KNOW it’s foreshadowing. Just talk like normal fucking people who know something you don’t. Irony is a really good plot device, and I like seeing it used, but don’t abuse it just to foreshadow.

Oh, sorry, scratch that, this anime is GAR now, so really he’s going to fuck shit up, you just don’t know it yet.

Yuki then breaks a bunch of windows with his POWERS, and everyone freaks out, so Yuki starts walking aimlessly around the city because he is an EMO BITCH, and must show off his DARKNESS. Then Yuki’s boyfri-, er, I mean, best friend comes along just so he can talk to him, have him walk away, and stare at him all worried and such. I don’t get these scenes. Is it to show how confused Yuki is? Or is it to show more emo DARKNESS themes of self-hatred and despair? I just don’t get how a main character pathetically walking around like a lifeless husk does anything but piss people off. It doesn’t move the story anywhere, I don’t feel sorry for him, and there are way better ways to show a character who is confused or angry at himself.

Uzuki, the ANGST character, finally reappears again after the second half so that he can give us a break from Yuki’s emo DARKNESS, and bring some ANGST in to fuck shit up. He tells Yuki that he’s unneeded, and Yuki freaks the fuck out again. I love seeing all that fucking glass break. Go ANGST character, go! Bring me some more DARKNESS. We don’t nearly have enough yet~

Because ANGST character fucked up his shit, Yuki decides its a really good idea to sit in the rain because that’s the only thing he knows how to do, so Zess (AKA Luka) has to come around and make him less emo, or the emo levels will overcome the DARKNESS levels, and that’s no good. Luka then proceeds to let us all know about his DESIRE FOR YUKI’S PENIS, and Yuki is so happy he stops being emo, and ALL THE RAIN GOES AWAY (Such original-ness).

Rain, rain go away, come again another day~

Zess proceeds to pick up Yuki PRINCESS STYLE, and more of those shitty CG monsters attack (Duras). They get defeated by some of the random people that know Yuki’s name, and Soubi No. 2 then ninja’s his way out of the bushes, and tells Yuki he must LEARN HOW TO CONTROL HIS POWERS, OR THEY WILL EAT HIM. So now Yuki is all like WHAT I DO NOW, I WANTS TO BE NORMAL, BUT I AINT.

-End-

Episode 2: Link

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RAINBOW Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin 1-2

April 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Okay, I have to admit, I was a bit hesitant to start this series. I heard it was about PRISON RAPE, and that one of the themes of the show was fucking RAINBOWS. I don’t mind teh ghey or anything, but there’s a point there it gets to be too much. When prison rape and rainbows are the main theme for the show, you normally just say no, and then walk away. Good thing I was in the mood for something a bit “different” at the time. I also have to note that the file size for this show is FUCKING HUGE, and I SEE NO FUCKING REASON WHY.

This image might be one of the reasons I am watching this show.

Upon opening it, I was immediately greeted with a blast of metal, and then some very bloody and violent shots. My initial fears were swept away in that instant, and I realized how fucking GAR (badass) this series is going to be. Also I do realize it will contain large amounts of DARKNESS, but as long as it’s badass DARKNESS instead of EMO DARKNESS, I will very much enjoy it.

Basically 6 criminals are sent to prison for various reasons, killing, stealing, etc, get raped by this creepy doctor dude, get the shit beaten out of them by this pissant guard, and then they meet the most MOTHERFUCKING GAR asshole IN THE UNIVERSE. They get pissed off because his GAR-ness cannot even be quantified nor described in words, so they try to beat the shit out of him. Thing is, they forgot how MOTHERFUCKING GAR he is, so he beats them all down without breaking a sweat because he just does things like that.

And this one is DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

Problem is, fucking guard dude is the most RAGE worthy character in this show, so he has to keep PISSING YOU THE FUCK OFF, so he beats GAR dude near and inch of his life, but GAR dude doesn’t even make a sound. He’s just cool like that. They guard pulls some more shit, and the group them pulls a fucking SPARTACUS on the asshole, and the creepy doctor comes and stops that asshole guard before he really fucking CHOKES A BITCH TO DEATH.

Why hello my pretties~

They then all smoke a fag, get to know each other (I smell a TRAGIC PAST a comin’), and then they stare out the window to symbolize the renewed hope they receive from GAR dudes AMAZING WAYS. Also I think they all DESIRE HIS PENIS, but so far it just seems to be a deep sense of brohood. We shall see.

So then episode 2 rears it’s angsty head, and it mostly about the lol TRAGIC PAST of two youngest characters. It also crushes my soul.

I suppose I don’t mind the whole TRAGIC PAST thing too much for a series like this, but Joe is such a fucking emo fag siscon, and it makes me a bit annoyed to have to watch him – well, at least at first. Later I’m all like ;_______;

This whole thing revolves around him escaping and the getting caught again, just to be rejected by his sister, so we can see some more DARKNESS and ANGST. Also it’s fucking sad, not gonna lie.

In the ep we get to see how Joe was raped by this creepy old fag that run the orphanage, his sister getting adopted by a pedophile, having her reject him as a brother/ She then cries over it, and talks about how much she really really did love him. Then, to top it all off, Joe gets the shit beaten out of him. I think that would crush anyone’s soul. I forgive him completely for being a sissy/siscon. I actually felt sick watching the scene that alludes to him being raped. Yuck.

MEET YOUR NEW FATHER. NICE, ISN'T HE?

Spoon has quite the compelling past as well (although his part in the ep isn’t as SOUL CRUSHING). His sister died in a bombing (it seems to allude to the atom bomb, but I’m not sure), and that’s like the whole reason he helps Joe escape. They are both siscons so they understand each others PAIN.

This episode made me sad. SO MUCH DARKNESS ;_;

This is what sadness looks like.

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link

Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru 1

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN~

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL~

The title means fucking “Betrayal knows my name”. The fuck did you expect?

Apparently the world is coming to and end, or other such darkness themes, and Yuki is the reincarnation of some bitch that Luka, or w/e his name is, is sworn to protect. I’m like 99% sure he’s either immortal, a vampire, or a demon/spirit. Either way he’s not goddamn human because that makes for more DARKNESS. Don’t you know?

Not much more of the plot is revealed, except a bunch of people randomly know his name, and some ANGST dude wants him dead because he can see THE DARKNESS in people’s hearts (LIKE THAT HASN’T BEEN DONE A THOUSAND TIMES), and he thinks main character brah is looking down on him.

His best friend seems to be having DARKNESS issues as well, so I fully expect everyone in this show to either have a TRAGIC PAST, LOST MEMORIES, or some sort of stupid power type thing like immortality or vampire-ness, that causes them to create mass amounts of DORAMA, and makes them somehow involved in DARKNESS.

Did I mention DARKNESS? Because I don’t think I did~

Episode 1: Link