Posts Tagged ‘fail’

B Gata H Kei 4

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

So. Many. Dicks.

Well, this episode was about a date on Christmas. Not very original, no, but there’s a lot of parts in here that are just kinda lolwut. Basically our little whore-chan, Yamada, get Kosuda, who I think is very kawaii/moe btw, to ask her on a date for Christmas Eve, and it just kinda goes…downhill from there. The whole episode is basically Yamada trying to fuck him, and him figuring out that she wants to fuck him. Oh my.


This is the target audience for this show, no doubt.

But most of the episode they are just fucking walking around. They go to a restaurant where she seduces an old man, and then she goes and walks around a bunch of love hotels. The managed to kiss, OMG I KNOW ITS LIKE SO AWESOME, but then Yamada freaks the fuck out, and then once she calms the fuck down, she grabs Kosuda so she can try to fuck him in a goddamn park. Yes, that’s right, a park. HOW ROMANTIC. They manage to get to second base, but after that they run away because they are goddamn failures,  so they end up riding THE TRAIN OF SHAME back home, so that they can cry themselves to sleep.


I’m sorry you’re such a failure, I really am.

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Kaichou wa Maid-sama 3

April 19, 2010 Leave a comment

I’m not sure where to begin. This episode is about Misa-chan learning to be…more…moe? No actually it’s about Usui figuring out what color suits Misa-chan the best. Can’t say I’ve seen something like it before, so it won’t be the BUCKET OF FAIL episode 2 was, but at the same time, THAT IS SO FUCKING LAME.


Is this the face? The face that insults me?

At first our Tsundere-chan has to figure out how to be more cute so that she can act as an imouto. Of course, being an angry bitch from the depth of hell itself doesn’t help her much, so at first she fails miserably. But she manages to pull out some AMAZING TSUNDERE POWERS from her ass, and SAVES THE DAY for GREAT JUSTICE.


Oh ho? Is this a new archetype? Oh wait, I read some manga, it isn’t.

The rest of the episode is about Usui watching over her like some sort of PRINCE FROM PRINCELAND, and all her friends slowly becoming yuri for her. I actually would prefer it they did, because this may cause some DORAMA a bit deeper than OMG I’M EMBARRASSED down the road. Please Gods of Yuri, this show could actually use a bit of ANGST and DARKNESS.


Did you order some YURI FANSERVICE? Here you go~

Usui then figures out that the best color for her is WHITE because she is such an INNOCENT TSUNDERE, and then the ep ends. I had a little bit more fun watching this episode than 2, but that doesn’t make it good. Chances are after this point I’ll see it through, but god help me. I guess it’s just the otaku in me that won’t let me stop. MOE MOE KYUN~


I… share your pain ;_;

Episode 3: Link