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Highschool of the Dead – General

October 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Well, in all honesty, I had to watch this because I am an avid zombie fan. Mind you, I’m not a huge fan of PANTY SHOTS FOLLOWED BY IMMENSELY GORY SCENES, but it does provide a few lulz. Also, it has too many BITCHES AND WHORES for my tastes (and they really are fucking BITCHES, GODDAMN), but they are fairly BADASS/GAR teh womenz, so they can be forgiven for being fucking BITCHES.

Again, my entire premise for watching this anime is because of zombies, but also because HIRANO IS MOE AS SHIT (He’s also fucking GAR with a gun, but his moe knows no bounds). So moe I though I was going to explode. No lie. He proves that moe is not just for teh womenz.

SO MOE~ MOE~ KYUN~ it should be a crime.

This is BY FAR the most moe picture I have EVER SEEN of a man. I want him to bear my children. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

Shidou is such an asshole, but I just can’t bring myself to want him to die in a horrible fire. I can’t figure out why. It’s the Kira faces, I know it.

 

Ladies~

Also, LOL ORGY BUS.

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Arakawa Under the Bridge 5-7

May 21, 2010 Leave a comment

Maria is p kewl guy, ehs makes Sister's face explode, and doesn't afraid of anything.

Overall, Rec is slowly losing his sanity under this bridge. He really is. He now thinks he has to have some sort of community JERB, so that he can be a citizen in this homeless, crazy, insane community that LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE.

Him and Hoshi get into some sort of music duel. I was hoping that Hoshi would like fucking blast some hard core rock, or something MEGA-GAR, but it turned out to be average, and Rec played a bunch of classical music due to his obvious ELITISM (Do I smell a superiority complex?).

GET READY TO D-D-D-D-D-D-UEL!

Rec then decides hes going to teach COMMON SENSE to the people around him. Good luck with that one Rec, I think you’ve already lost yours. I would also like to note that the voice actor for Rec is the same as Nozomu Itoshiki (“Zetsubou-sensei” from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei), which is also a SHAFT anime, so I found him being a “teacher” very ironic and humorous VA-wise. ETA till he screams “ZETSUBOU SHITA!”

Just as planned.

I did, however, find his imagery of what Sister should look like to be very awesome. Course, just as Rec starts trying to teach people he runs into a huge problem. Stella, the GAR loli from FUCKING HELL. She’s back and ready to fuck up his shit, and manages to do so until she gets appeased with LOLCOLORING.

WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!?

Also, inb4 o9k OP changes, lol SHAFT.

Sidenote: they did introduce another character, P-Ko, but she isn’t awesome like Maria, so I don’t give a shit.

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Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru 3

May 21, 2010 Leave a comment

Luka, for an emo vampire pussy bitch, you sure are nice on the eyes~

I literally don’t know what I just watched. I don’t. I can barely explain WTF happened, but that’s the way I always enjoy my anime (♥). I do hope they focus on this part of the anime instead, because it sure beats the obvious THE WORLD GUNNA END so we are full of DARKNESS foreshadowing from before.

The artists must have some sort of circle jerking session for this emo bullshit, because it's fucking everywhere. I don't know whether to hate it, or like it.

It continues on from last ep with the whole LEARN TO CONTROL UR POWERS, and THE WORLD IS ENDING WE SO SAD bullshit, but after dealing with that, we get some more shounen-ai scenes with Luka and Yuki, and then the anime just stops making sense. They just put emo DARKNESS symbolism everywhere, and apparently TEH DEMONS ARE COMING. Rose petals, red moons, vampires, dripping blood, lots of red and black, etc. The only thing it’s missing is one of the characters crying fucking blood, so I’ll be waiting for that moment to come, because there’s no way they can pass that up. NO FUCKING WAY.

♥♥♥

Strangely enough, this episode did have a few GAR moments with our lovely seme Luka, but there seems to be some sort of hidden sideplot dorama going on with our Soubi-copy, and I’m sure that whole thing will turn into some emo shounen-ai shitfest in due time (Please let it be so!).

The GARest moment of the show, by far.

Not sure about this whole NIGHT OF TEH DEMONS thing (some sort of plot device, I’m sure), but I don’t give a shit as long as there is some epic fightan scenes. Luka can shoot fucking purple lightening everywhere, I want to see him beat the shit out of something with a scene that lasts more than like 30 seconds this time. Apparently Yuki WILL BE EATED if he goes out, but chances are ANGST character will return to cause Yuki to go BAT SHIT INSANE, and I can’t wait for more glass to break. Plus his besto friendo seems to have been consumed by TEH DARKNESS, and I bet he wants to DESTROY THE WORLD, or something like it.

Then again, I really just want to see some more fightan scenes, so I’ll be hoping for some more of that.

CRAAAWWWLIING IN MY SKIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAAL~

Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 4 – 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

WTF when did this anime turn into a shounen?

Holy shit this harem anime just got fucking GAR. How is this possible? I mean, it had it’s scenes where he went all badass and shit, but I didn’t think it would get this fucking GAR. It’s a fucking HAREM ANIME. It’s supposed to be nothing but tsundere’s, and loli’s, and childhood friends with beach eps, school festival eps, summer festival eps, and hot spring eps. WHEN THE FUCK WAS FIGHTING DRAGONS ALLOWED?

Episode 4 was a bit of a shit fest, the childhood friend and cyborg girl got trapped into a room with the main character, and OH THE NOES childhood friend has to pee so she freaks out, and they meet this weird green haired chick (I don’t know wut stereotype she is yet, but maybe sadist? Ionno we have a yandere already), but they find this map to set up ep 5 which has so much BADASS’ER-Y I actually rated it higher after seeing it.

YEAH BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DRAGON

After beating the shit out of a GODDAMN FUCKING DRAGON, the dragon tells him he has to be the Demon Lord. FUCK YER. This is how all harem animes should be. I would actually enjoy them if they did it like this. I mean, I’ve seen badass fanservice shows like NEEDLESS, but never a fucking HAREM ANIME. I hope they make more of this shit because I fucking like it.

Finally, a harem anime done right.

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Arakawa Under the Bridge 4

May 1, 2010 Leave a comment

How is this supposed to be a date?

This episode had quite the surprising amount of lolwut in it. It starts out with the “date” that Recruit and Nino are supposed to be on, but it turns into this weird mock battles BS where the run around like insane people.

I used to think the Rec was like, normal or summat, so we would have the plot of a normal person dealing with lots of crazy people, but in the last couple of episodes I have realized that he is just as FUCKING CRAZY as the rest of them. Absolutely insane.

No it's... really not...

He then pulls a bit of awesome-ness out of his ass, and helps Nino with her boat thingy, and she gets all dere about it. Hurray~

But then the second part pulls a bunch of shitload of fuck out from the depths of fuckville, and we get a GAR loli. Little girls are supposed to be cute, NOT SCARY! ;___;

She will kick your ass and not even think twice.

She then kicks the holy fucking shit out of Rec (poor soul, he never saw it coming), and then we move onto the third part. Apparently your allowed to have farms under bridges in Japan, because Sister and Rec go to exactly just that. Seriously, this is just… just not possible. I saw this part and realized this anime is going to go very strange places in the future. No doubt about it. Rec’s reaction to it was exactly the same as mine, strangely.

I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

They then meet Maria who is like this really sweet looking person, but she’s really a Sadist, and she proceeds to verbally abuse both of them.

At first Sister is, like, totally awesome about it and just keeps apologizing for everything, but then Maria calls him boring and his scar fucking explodes. I DONT EVEN.

WHY!?

The episode then ends. Hurra~

Note: SHAFT, being the uber trolls they are, released part of the episode only on the web.  If you get Nutbladder’s release they put the web parts in with the ep, but the raws (since it was on a stream) are EYE CANCER AIDS. At least the rest of the ep was nice~

Saraiya Goyou 1-2

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

This is the most MOE MOE KYUN cat evar~

This show is awesome. The art style is unique and the main character is so shy that it’s really, really moe, and cute. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? This moe samurai is basically wondering around, when he meets this awesome GAR motherfucker with white hair. I smell TEH GHEY coming along, but I don’t think this anime is in that sub-category, but I dunno.

So he is told to join this guys group, the Five Leaves, which is basically like a mafia group, but he doesn’t want to because it’s too scary, and he’s way to uber kawaii to be kidnapping people.

He then proceeds to HANG AROUND THEM ANYWAY, even though Ume scares him, because they are his only friends, and he has a BURNING DESIRE for Yaichi’s penis, and it seems like Otake has a BURNING DESIRE for his. Whatever, they can all fuck in a giant orgy off-screen.

The second episode ends with Yaichi admitting that he finds Masa-san to be an interesting person, AKA BURNING DESIRE FOR HIS PENIS, and so we get some good foreshadowing into Masa-san/Samurai-san becoming part of the group.

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Arakawa Under the Bridge 1-3

April 20, 2010 Leave a comment

This show is amazing. ‘Nough said. I will, however, point out that Arakawa is an actual river in Japan, so the title is literally referring to the river that runs underneath the bridge by name.

The plot is about how Recruit ends up living under said bridge, and the shit that happens while he lives there. Nino-san (The name itself is a pun – it’s the Jap for 2-3) thinks she’s an alien from Venus, and saves Rec, but he can’t owe anything to anyone. In desperation, he asks her what she wants, and she makes him her lover, but the only catch is that he has to live under the bridge. So awesome.

Most of the episodes are about him meeting the other INSANE FUCKERS that live under the bridge, and I really would like to say that all these people are fucking BADASS/GAR.

Episode 3 features my favorite character, and one of the reasons I started watching the show in the first place, Hoshi (Star). He’s a badass motherfucker with a star face, he plays guitar, and hes not FUCKING AROUND.

That's not someone you FUCK AROUND WITH.

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link

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