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Ben-to – General

January 20, 2012 Leave a comment
CROSS COUNTER

CROSS COUNTER

Oh how I love you Ben-to. So crap, and yet so beautiful. Honestly if they had just stayed with epic battles and added in 10 more angry lesbians, I would have been happy. Sadly it was destined for HAREM CRAP, although I enjoyed it.

I guess the reason I enjoyed it was the the idea of people hurting each other over cheap food. Hello animal instincts! FUCK YE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OVER LUNCH BOXES. Only parts I didn’t get is why the fuck MC decided to jump out the window for his Sega. He nearly died, and the tsundere bitch was like, ‘Oh btw my bad for throwing your shit out the window’. Then again, noone in their right mind would jump out the window after it. So whatevs.

Also, the MC kinda managed to fag up the place the entire time with his FUCKING DICK. Always with his dick. I swear the writers WERE IN LOVE WITH IT. Those pedos. But seriously, why was his dick out all the time, every time? Saa…

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Mayoi Neko Overrun 1-4

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

Oh so fabulous~

I think that this picture sums up my opinion on this show much more than my words ever could.

It’s a harem anime that tried to copy the cat theme from Nyan Koi, but failed miserably. With a main character that randomly shrieks for no fucking reason, a childhood friend/tsundere (SO ORIGINAL) who likes to beat the shit out of the main character, a TEH REI character who acts like a cat, a princess-type who’s just fucking annoying, a polite mika type I don’t know much about, this is a pretty average harem. God knows wut else they are going to add next, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if the next character was a cyborg.

To top it off, the main character has this whole TRAGIC PAST bullshit going on, and I just don’t fucking care. I really don’t. Unless he goes fucking crazy and starts killing people, why the hell do I care that he’s from an orphanage. I suppose they do it to make to sympathize with the character, but when he’s got tits and greasy fish cunts flying at him from all directions, I just don’t think it works.

At least it has more than one male character, which might be it’s only saving point, but they seemed to have fucked that up too.

The fucking 4th episode has scenes that are so gay, I don’t even have any fucking clue who their target audience is anymore. TEH GHEY is fairly normal in shoujo, but this anime is targeted at a male audience. I guess they are trying to use it as comic relief, but…damn son. Nothing says gay more than two men embracing each other naked in the rain.

Nothing.

Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 1-3

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

I don't think women really care about their penis size.

WELCOME TO HARRY POTTER THE ANIME, OH DID I MENTION IT’S REALLY JUST A HAREM?

Yeah that’s right you heard me, it’s fucking Harry Potter the anime, and the main character is destined to become fucking Voldemort, which the anime has changed to “Maou” (aka demon lord), which as far as I’m concerned is the same damn thing.

I have to say the anime itself is a fucking shit fest of fail, but the main character makes it worthwhile. Poor guy just wants to be a good Samaritan, but the fucking bird thing (AKA SORTING HAT) has decided that it’s his fate to destroy the world, and since this so-called fate deciding creature has never been wrong, everyone believes that it’s true.

Poor guy keeps choosing things that make him seem more evil too. It’s like he tries to be nice, but it ends up back firing and then the whole school thinks he’s this badass evil motherfucker when all he wanted to do was clean up the classroom or say he’s sorry. He even tries to enter a committee to help stop evil, but they all end up thinking he’s doing it to take over the school. The irony of it all makes it worth watching.

Also there are random scenes where he really pissed and evil and then fucks people up by breaking their bones or sum shit (and by break I mean is twists all over the fucking place sometimes in multiple places), and bloods goes FUCKING EVERYWHERE. :>

No, your arm is NOT supposed to do that :>

Course, that’s the only reasons you could possibly have in order to enjoy this, unless your a rabid fucking Harry Potter fan.

Then we get into why this anime is a fucking bucket of fail. First off, it’s Harry Potter the anime, and second it’s a harem anime. Of course, the whole thing is littered with tit shots (IF you watch the uncensored version like the cool kids), panty shots, and bouts of fanservice, and a girl that like to run around naked for no fucking reason. Well, there is a reason, but there might as well not be. It even has the whole CHILDHOOD FRIEND thing mixed in, like any harem anime, and I don’t know wut the fuck is the matter with Hattori (blue haired bitch) but she causes me to rage every time she appears. We even have the generic TEH REI character who is supposedly an adriod or summat, but for w/e reason she has an off switch that is a bunny tail that you pull.

Yes, that’s right kids, in order to turn the android off you have to get underneath her skirt and pull on a rabbit tail that is directly above her ass. Wonderful. Why is it that we have shit like this when we can just watch porn. I just don’t get it. Then again shit like Queen’s Blade exists, so I guess everything has a place, but at least QB was fucking original with their shit, or just so overboard that it was humorous. FUCK YEAH ACID TITS.

Episode 3 was particularly WTF, but at least Hattori has stopped being a bitch. I don’t really get the whole IMMA THROW RICE ON EVERYONE NOW, but I guess that’s just the way it goes. SHOU GA NAI.

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link