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Ben-to – General

January 20, 2012 Leave a comment
CROSS COUNTER

CROSS COUNTER

Oh how I love you Ben-to. So crap, and yet so beautiful. Honestly if they had just stayed with epic battles and added in 10 more angry lesbians, I would have been happy. Sadly it was destined for HAREM CRAP, although I enjoyed it.

I guess the reason I enjoyed it was the the idea of people hurting each other over cheap food. Hello animal instincts! FUCK YE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OVER LUNCH BOXES. Only parts I didn’t get is why the fuck MC decided to jump out the window for his Sega. He nearly died, and the tsundere bitch was like, ‘Oh btw my bad for throwing your shit out the window’. Then again, noone in their right mind would jump out the window after it. So whatevs.

Also, the MC kinda managed to fag up the place the entire time with his FUCKING DICK. Always with his dick. I swear the writers WERE IN LOVE WITH IT. Those pedos. But seriously, why was his dick out all the time, every time? Saa…

Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin – 1

July 21, 2010 1 comment

I think this picture sums up my opinion of the show pretty well.

It seems that animators can’t stop making fucking Harry Potter anime, so here we go again, except this time they are calling it the “occult”. Whatever, I, for one, know this shit is fucking Harry Potter – The anime.

It's raining men, but she she doesn't seem to like it. :<

One thing about this anime makes it worth watching. Spinning shadow penis. Yes, that’s right, spinning man penis in shadow form. If this is the only reason you watch this anime, you wouldn’t be the only one.

Basically you start out with the MYSTERIOUS happenings of some sort of fucktard running in the wood from a bat/moth (I hope it’s MOTHRA I really do. That would make my day for about a week) thing. Lame, but it’s prolly the fucking UBER VILLAIN of the show, so get fucking used to it. Fucktard face is talking on the telephone, but noone gives a shit about him, so he gets killed for not being an important character.

Where did this guy get all the money to MAKE this shit?

It then cuts to this fucking school. It’s goddamn ridiculous. I THOUGHT THIS WAS 1999, NOT FUCKING 1700 AT THE CHATEAU IN VERSAILLES. Who the fuck has a school like that? Who the fuck would even go to a school that would look like that? I would take one look and be like, FUCK THIS SHIT, I’M GOING HOME.

Then bitch-face (Maya) is late to her Father’s funeral, but she doesn’t give a shit because HATERS GONNA HATE. They begin the funeral shit, and play some sort of tape. Who the fuck plays a tape recording during a funeral? Oh wait, noone cares because it’s anime, and that’s just okay now.

Anyho, they do this funeral shit, and then her father says some sort of Latin shit, and suddenly I ACCIDENTALLY THE ANCIENT SPIRITS OF THE DEAD. Maya is all like, THIS NOT REAL YOU FOO’S, and yells that it’s staged, and everyone is a fuckface for thinking otherwise. I WONDER WHY THEY THINK THAT?

Sidenote: HELLO BATTLER V2: WOMAN STYLE. YOU’RE SO ORIGINAL I ALMOST DIDN’T NOTICE.

We get this zombie shit, well not quite because a spirit is possessing a dead body, and zombies have no soul, plus it can GODDDAMN FLY, so it’s a bit different. He flies out the window because he’s fucking tired of HATERS HATIN’. They then gather a gang of meddling kids, and go about searching the school like fucking Scooby Doo, minus the ascot.

I don't know which Scooby Doo character this is supposed to be, but it's scaring me.

The quiet girl with glasses gets possessed or sum shit, and then SHIT GETS REAL. Maya then runs to some room of DESTINY, and talks with her father who’s supposed to be dead. Then she cuts his head of with an axe. I wish all my family reunions ended up like that. Worms then gush out his head (pretty normal thing to happen in my experience), and they put him back together for the actual end of the funeral, because he can no longer ACCIDENTALLY THE SPIRITS.

Sexy beast. No lie.

Bitch-face goes back outside because she needs to get away from all the HATERS HATIN’, and because she KEEPS IT REAL LIKE THAT. Plus I think she has a thing for sunsets. Sexually.

Queue angelic music now please.

But before she can get a breather from all the horseshit going on, JESUS CHRIST DESCENDS FROM THE SKY. NAKED. It also has spinning man penis shadow, and I’m honestly not sure what they are going for. Is this supposed to be funny? I sure as hell thought it was. Spinning man penis shadow. Classic.

He then takes of his goggles THAT DO NOTHING, and she’s all like, “OMG PENIS”.

Sidenote: I hate 3DPIGDISGUSTING ED’s. I really do. I don’t want to see that shit after watching an entire animated episode, it looks lame. If I wanted real people I’d watch some goddamn dorama’s.

Overall: Not a bad episode. The animation was good, the story/plot seems interesting, and for summer season, it’s an okay watch. It beats Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou, the other Harry Potter – The (HAREM) Anime (AKA Harry Potter – Color Wars), but the whole bat/moth thing seems like a lame-ass thing to fight. AKA NEEDS MORE VOLDEMORT.

Saraiya Goyou 1-2

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

This is the most MOE MOE KYUN cat evar~

This show is awesome. The art style is unique and the main character is so shy that it’s really, really moe, and cute. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? This moe samurai is basically wondering around, when he meets this awesome GAR motherfucker with white hair. I smell TEH GHEY coming along, but I don’t think this anime is in that sub-category, but I dunno.

So he is told to join this guys group, the Five Leaves, which is basically like a mafia group, but he doesn’t want to because it’s too scary, and he’s way to uber kawaii to be kidnapping people.

He then proceeds to HANG AROUND THEM ANYWAY, even though Ume scares him, because they are his only friends, and he has a BURNING DESIRE for Yaichi’s penis, and it seems like Otake has a BURNING DESIRE for his. Whatever, they can all fuck in a giant orgy off-screen.

The second episode ends with Yaichi admitting that he finds Masa-san to be an interesting person, AKA BURNING DESIRE FOR HIS PENIS, and so we get some good foreshadowing into Masa-san/Samurai-san becoming part of the group.

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Kaichou wa Maid-sama 2

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

Okay so I realize that in order to watch this anime I have to do one simple thing. Skip the OP. This whole “DOUKA PLEASE KEEP MY SECRET” thing makes me want to throw up.

And guess what?¬† It’s a school cultural festival ep. JUST WHAT I DIDN’T WANT. I swear to god this shit can’t get any more generic. I don’t know if I really enjoyed this one since its a more of a MISA-CHAN MUST LEARN TO HAVE FUN ep, but there were a few parts that gave me a chuckle, so I guess its not an ENTIRE BUCKET OF FAIL.

One of the first fucking lines in the show. Someone must hate me.

Mika-chan’s hatred for men seems to stand out a bit more in this ep, as we going to explore the fact she needs to loosen the fuck up, and stop hating men so much (GO FIGURE). What a complex to have. Personally I think it’s just penis envy, but I’m sure the plot will unfold some sort of TRAGIC PAST, so god knows what her problem is.

At first she’s just scaring the shit out of the class Usui is in, as they are the only class without an acceptable idea for the festival, and the class asks Usui for help, but he fails due to lol /care.

To top it off, poor tsundere-chan now has a group of people from the school coming to the cafe (her “fans”). Normally she scares the fuck out of them, but when she’s at the cafe she can’t do anything, so they sit there with fucking erections the entire time because they are failures at life, and have nothing better to do. Fucking creepy stalkers.

It's okay, I approve~ :3

The class then has an idea forced into them (lol cafe), but none of the boys in the class approve for w/e reason, so they go off and hide to make EVIL PLANS OF JUSTICE, and Misa-chan proceeds to run around to different classrooms scaring the shit out of everyone due to her unending dick-ish ways.

Because of said unending dick-ish ways, the people who are supposed to help out with the cafe leave, and she has to take over, but fucks up when she randomly says “Master” so someone.

Usui doesn’t want her cat to getting out of the bag, as he finds the whole SHE’S A CAFE MAID thing as some sort of personal entertainment, so helps her out by using his devilish GOOD LOOKS so amazing they make everyone overlook what she said because their BURNING DESIRE FOR HIS PENIS is so strong they can’t think of anything else.

Because everyone in Usui’s class secretly wants him to fuck him, they come back to the cafe/class and it becomes HUGE SUCCESS.

Tsundere-chan then proceeds to thank Usui, which causes him to GRAB HER FACE, and say SEXY THINGS to her. She gets pissed, and tries TO CHOKE A BITCH, and the ep ends with sunset bullshit. Hurrah.

What a fun end.

Episode 2: Link