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Kaichou wa Maid-sama 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Gotta love creepy staring~

MAID-SAMA OF FORESHADOWING, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FORESHADOWING?! Okay, this episode managed to piss me off something fierce. I have never seen such awful overuse of foreshadowing in my life. The entire episode foreshadowed a small event in the end that DIDN’T EVEN TURN OUT TO BE ALL THAT BAD. So the entire time it’s like, OMG STALKERS ARE COMING, and after the 3rd or 4th time, I’m like can we bring out those fucking stalkers now please, PLEASE, for my SANITY if NOTHING ELSE?

Why couldn't you show up earlier and save me 15 minutes of FORESHADOWING?

The scene itself was a bit anti-climatic, she kicks their ass p quick and Usui breaks a fucking window, so I am left wondering what the fuck was all that FORESHADOWING necessary for? Nothing. Fucking nothing. I hate bullshit like this, I really do.

Sure you didn't.

Well, at the very least, Usui learned that Tsundere-chan isn’t a weak little girl that needs constant supervision and caring for, so I guess the only good thing about the ep is that it shows the awesome power of teh womenz. Fuck yer.

I don't think she likes that.

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Hakuouki – Shinsengumi Kitan 4

May 2, 2010 Leave a comment

The main reason I watch this show - He's such a sexy beast.

I would first like to note that episode three, which was about the Ikedaya Incident, happened July 8, 1864. The fourth episode, featuring the the Hamaguri Gate rebellion (“Kinmon no Hen”), which included the Great Genji Fire, happened August 20, 1864. The anime seems to try to make you believe that they happened like RIGHT AFTER one another, but there’s nearly a whole month in which nothing happened.

Second, the Hamaguri Gate rebellion had little to nothing to do with the Shinsengumi. The Satsuma and Aizu clans were defending the capital against a mixed group of Choushuu and rebels. I’m sure the Shinsengumi played a small part, since they were formed to protect Tokugawa Iemochi, the 14th shogun, but they weren’t very important.

Third, the fire was an unintended side-effect of the rebellion. The Choushuu may or may not have started it, but that wasn’t the whole point of the fucking rebellion, it was the discontent of pro-imperial and anti-alien groups (AKA WESTERNERS MUST DIE), and I don’t think the anime made this clear, like, AT ALL. It made it seem like a random and unexplained event.

If your going to have an anime that encircles history, get the history fucking right.

Leaving that aside, most of this episode was fucking boring. About 90% of the whole episode was them fucking walking to places. They went to one place, and then they went to another. THATS NOT FUCKING INTERESTING. I think it’s a bit early for the shitty middle eps that have nothing happening in them, so they better step up next time. At least wait till 6/7 until you start having fucking boring shit, GODDAMN.

Then in the last 5 minutes after I had been bored out of my goddamn mind, they finally had the baddies come in and we got a little bit of action. Thank FUCKING GOD.

DAMN RIGHT YOU BETTER FUCK THEM UP.

They also had a character with a gun. GUNS IN MY SAMURAI ANIME? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! I don’t mind mixing it up, but I dunno about this. Was a revolver even available to people during this era? Let’s look at the facts: Perry had arrived in 1853, and this episode is taking place in 1864, meaning Western goods were being imported into Japan. So importation is possible! The earliest six barreled revolver, the Colt Peacemaker, later called the SAA, was patented in 1836, but HE DIDN’T EVEN START MAKING THEM UNTIL 1869, and it didn’t go into mass production until 1873. Unless he stole the patent, there’s just no way.

Final conclusion:  He could have had a gun, but not a revolver. Oh well, the main character can fucking REGENERATE HER WOUNDS, so I guess they aren’t going for the whole, REALITY thing anyway.

BOOM HEADSHOT - COLT STYLE

Other than just looking at the awesome sexy beasts that populate this anime, you can pretty much skip the whole thing except the last 5-6 minutes. Not much actually happened thats worth much talking about, except, of course, picking apart the faulty history. *YAWN*

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