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B Gata H Kei 4

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

I guess this makes you a whore

Well, this episode was about a date on Christmas. Not very original, no, but there’s a lot of parts in here that are just kinda lolwut. Basically our little whore-chan, Yamada, get Kosuda, who I think is very kawaii/moe btw, to ask her on a date for Christmas Eve, and it just kinda goes…downhill from there. The whole episode is basically Yamada trying to fuck him, and him figuring out that she wants to fuck him. Oh my.

This is the target audience for this show, no doubt.

But most of the episode they are just fucking walking around. They go to a restaurant where she seduces an old man, and then she goes and walks around a bunch of love hotels. The managed to kiss, OMG I KNOW ITS LIKE SO AWESOME, but then Yamada freaks the fuck out, and then once she calms the fuck down, she grabs Kosuda so she can try to fuck him in a goddamn park. Yes, that’s right, a park. HOW ROMANTIC. They manage to get to second base, but after that they run away because they are goddamn failures,  so they end up riding THE TRAIN OF SHAME back home, so that they can cry themselves to sleep.

I'm sorry you're such a failure, I really am.

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B Gata H Kei 1-3

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

Episode 1: Link
Episode 2: Link
Episode 3: Link

I’d call her a slut, as she wants 100 casual sex partners, however shes just a sad virgin who thinks her vagina looks funny, so I don’t know what to say.

Only reason I even watch this is because the bitch is fucking crazy, and she’s going to end up with this fucking borderline ugly dude so, I guess it’s an irony factor going on. I do enjoy the humor in it quite a bit, but I have to admit the main character is not only a whore, but she’s annoying and stupid. I hope horrible things happen to her. :>

Episode 1 features her showing her tits off, episode 2 is a fucking LET GO TO THE POOL ep, and episode 3 is about the school culture festival. How very inventive. What’s next, an onsen ep? A beach ep? ID NEVER SEE THAT COMING!

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