Posts Tagged ‘TEH GHEY’

Mayoi Neko Overrun 1-4

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

Oh so fabulous~

I think that this picture sums up my opinion on this show much more than my words ever could.

It’s a harem anime that tried to copy the cat theme from Nyan Koi, but failed miserably. With a main character that randomly shrieks for no fucking reason, a childhood friend/tsundere (SO ORIGINAL) who likes to beat the shit out of the main character, a TEH REI character who acts like a cat, a princess-type who’s just fucking annoying, a polite mika type I don’t know much about, this is a pretty average harem. God knows wut else they are going to add next, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if the next character was a cyborg.

To top it off, the main character has this whole TRAGIC PAST bullshit going on, and I just don’t fucking care. I really don’t. Unless he goes fucking crazy and starts killing people, why the hell do I care that he’s from an orphanage. I suppose they do it to make to sympathize with the character, but when he’s got tits and greasy fish cunts flying at him from all directions, I just don’t think it works.

At least it has more than one male character, which might be it’s only saving point, but they seemed to have fucked that up too.

The fucking 4th episode has scenes that are so gay, I don’t even have any fucking clue who their target audience is anymore. TEH GHEY is fairly normal in shoujo, but this anime is targeted at a male audience. I guess they are trying to use it as comic relief, but…damn son. Nothing says gay more than two men embracing each other naked in the rain.



Saraiya Goyou 1-2

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

This is the most MOE MOE KYUN cat evar~

This show is awesome. The art style is unique and the main character is so shy that it’s really, really moe, and cute. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? This moe samurai is basically wondering around, when he meets this awesome GAR motherfucker with white hair. I smell TEH GHEY coming along, but I don’t think this anime is in that sub-category, but I dunno.

So he is told to join this guys group, the Five Leaves, which is basically like a mafia group, but he doesn’t want to because it’s too scary, and he’s way to uber kawaii to be kidnapping people.

He then proceeds to HANG AROUND THEM ANYWAY, even though Ume scares him, because they are his only friends, and he has a BURNING DESIRE for Yaichi’s penis, and it seems like Otake has a BURNING DESIRE for his. Whatever, they can all fuck in a giant orgy off-screen.

The second episode ends with Yaichi admitting that he finds Masa-san to be an interesting person, AKA BURNING DESIRE FOR HIS PENIS, and so we get some good foreshadowing into Masa-san/Samurai-san becoming part of the group.

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Giant Killing 3

April 20, 2010 Leave a comment

So the training ep begins.

I would like to begin by pointing out that I used the subgroup Anbu-Umai of screencaps, and when I was skipping through, I saw this yellow fucking bullshit on the OP, so now I have to make a comment on it – IT’S FUCKING AIDS. It’s this golden yellow shit fucking HARDCODED onto the video, so you can’t even get rid of it even if you wanted to. It’s goddamn EYE CANCER is wut it is. Fucking yellow clusterfuck of shit and AIDS. I wish I could fucking unsee this shit.


Do you need some more EYE CANCER with your anime? Here you go~

Anyho, this episode is mostly about Kuroda being pissed off the entire fucking time, Tsubaki being a pussy, and the introduction to the new captain, Gino the okama Prince. And he is quite homosexual, I have to say. I didn’t really expect TEH GHEY to be in this anime, but I guess one character being homo spices it up. Whatever, they put shounen-ai in everything now anyway.


You are fabulous~

After showing a bit of Mr.Prince showing off his EPIC SKILLZ, they begin setting up for a pre-lim. match, so I guess that means the next episode is going to be the match itself, and I am beyond fucking happy because I don’t have to see anymore TRAINING. Well, until the episode after that, you never know when it’ll show up in a sports anime.

random CG

Such un-obvious CG

The episode also featured more of that shitty CG shit they put into anime these days, and I have to say I really fucking hate it. I really do. Nothing pisses me off more than being able to tell that’s its there. Isn’t the whole point of CG to make it groove with the medium it’s in, and not be able to tell it’s there? And yet, anime CG is so fucking different from the rest of the animation you can immediately tell it doesn’t belong, as if they are proud of it or something. I HATE THAT SHIT. It’s annoying, and it looks bad.


Not in America you aren’t.

Okay, there’s nothing really WRONG with this translation, but I would just like to point out that when I hear the Japanese saying SOKKA-SENSHI and seeing FOOTBALL PLAYERS on the bottom, especially when the Japanese are using the Engrish term for soccer, it’s a bit jarring. PICK A WORD, PLS MY SON.

Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru 1

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment



The title means fucking “Betrayal knows my name”. The fuck did you expect?

Apparently the world is coming to and end, or other such darkness themes, and Yuki is the reincarnation of some bitch that Luka, or w/e his name is, is sworn to protect. I’m like 99% sure he’s either immortal, a vampire, or a demon/spirit. Either way he’s not goddamn human because that makes for more DARKNESS. Don’t you know?

Not much more of the plot is revealed, except a bunch of people randomly know his name, and some ANGST dude wants him dead because he can see THE DARKNESS in people’s hearts (LIKE THAT HASN’T BEEN DONE A THOUSAND TIMES), and he thinks main character brah is looking down on him.

His best friend seems to be having DARKNESS issues as well, so I fully expect everyone in this show to either have a TRAGIC PAST, LOST MEMORIES, or some sort of stupid power type thing like immortality or vampire-ness, that causes them to create mass amounts of DORAMA, and makes them somehow involved in DARKNESS.

Did I mention DARKNESS? Because I don’t think I did~