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B Gata H Kei 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Well whore-chan is at it again. This time it’s Valentine’s day (right after Christmas ep, WTF happened to that whole month in between?), and Yamada get’s all tsundere about giving him something. She stays up all night to make it, and then sneaks it into his mailbox.

The more important, and lulzy part of the ep was whore-chan deciding not to wear panties so she can flash people because she just KEEPS IT REAL LIKE THAT.

Actually, I think you are. (The sign says 'forbidden/prohibited' BTW)

And then the ep had like, this thing where it kept using this glowing yellow light everywhere. I don’t know why, but I guess the animators became obsessed with it, so they kept using it. Most of the ep turned into this thing about flashing people anyway, so I guess they found a good use for it.

COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE MORE YELLOW LIGHTS? I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH!

Then, at the very end, Yamada asks him if he likes teh womenz that wear no panties, and he’s like WTF, so she gets all depressed. He then comes back, and the wind from the door flips her skirt up, and he gets a good look at her vagina. She gets all flustered because he saw it when she didn’t want him to, even though she was trying to flash him anyway. LOLWUT. Why can’t she decide to be either a whore or not a whore? Pick one dammit!

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Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 6

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Now this is more like a harem anime.

Finally we have our obligatory beach ep. Every harem anime needs a fucking BEACH EP DON’T THEY? Cyborg chick is on a seduction mission to top it off, and in all honesty, I enjoy the things she randomly says very much.

You're emotionless-ness is almost MOE, Korone-chan~

And then, of course, childhood friend girl fucking decides it’ll be a great idea to jack off a fucking sea cucumber, and having it’s white sticky goodness cover Tsundere-chan. WTF. Only in a harem anime is this ever, ever allowed. Tsundere girl is really turning up the tsundere nowadays too. When Mr. Demon King removes the WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE from her, she gets all, “I-IT’S NOT LIKE I WANT YOU TO C-CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, OR A-ANYTHING” on him, and I guess it would be okay if she was more tsun than dere, but she’s not, so fuck her.

I DONT EVEN.

Then they get into this weird plot shit about a monster and who defeats it becomes a hero, and will defeat the Demon Lord, but I don’t really give a shit. Why can’t you go fight more dragons or sum shit?

Anyho, Korone gets shot or something, so it’s cliffhanger TIEM until the next episode. Why do they have to shoot one of the only female characters I find amusing? It’s just not fair.

Mayoi Neko Overrun 1-4

April 30, 2010 Leave a comment

Oh so fabulous~

I think that this picture sums up my opinion on this show much more than my words ever could.

It’s a harem anime that tried to copy the cat theme from Nyan Koi, but failed miserably. With a main character that randomly shrieks for no fucking reason, a childhood friend/tsundere (SO ORIGINAL) who likes to beat the shit out of the main character, a TEH REI character who acts like a cat, a princess-type who’s just fucking annoying, a polite mika type I don’t know much about, this is a pretty average harem. God knows wut else they are going to add next, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if the next character was a cyborg.

To top it off, the main character has this whole TRAGIC PAST bullshit going on, and I just don’t fucking care. I really don’t. Unless he goes fucking crazy and starts killing people, why the hell do I care that he’s from an orphanage. I suppose they do it to make to sympathize with the character, but when he’s got tits and greasy fish cunts flying at him from all directions, I just don’t think it works.

At least it has more than one male character, which might be it’s only saving point, but they seemed to have fucked that up too.

The fucking 4th episode has scenes that are so gay, I don’t even have any fucking clue who their target audience is anymore. TEH GHEY is fairly normal in shoujo, but this anime is targeted at a male audience. I guess they are trying to use it as comic relief, but…damn son. Nothing says gay more than two men embracing each other naked in the rain.

Nothing.

Kaichou wa Maid-sama 3

April 19, 2010 Leave a comment

I’m not sure where to begin. This episode is about Misa-chan learning to be…more…moe? No actually it’s about Usui figuring out what color suits Misa-chan the best. Can’t say I’ve seen something like it before, so it won’t be the BUCKET OF FAIL episode 2 was, but at the same time, THAT IS SO FUCKING LAME.

Is this the face? The face that insults me?

At first our Tsundere-chan has to figure out how to be more cute so that she can act as an imouto. Of course, being an angry bitch from the depth of hell itself doesn’t help her much, so at first she fails miserably. But she manages to pull out some AMAZING TSUNDERE POWERS from her ass, and SAVES THE DAY for GREAT JUSTICE.

Oh ho? Is this a new archetype? Oh wait, I read some manga, it isn't.

The rest of the episode is about Usui watching over her like some sort of PRINCE FROM PRINCELAND, and all her friends slowly becoming yuri for her. I actually would prefer it they did, because this may cause some DORAMA a bit deeper than OMG I’M EMBARRASSED down the road. Please Gods of Yuri, this show could actually use a bit of ANGST and DARKNESS.

Did you order some YURI FANSERVICE? Here you go~

Usui then figures out that the best color for her is WHITE because she is such an INNOCENT TSUNDERE, and then the ep ends. I had a little bit more fun watching this episode than 2, but that doesn’t make it good. Chances are after this point I’ll see it through, but god help me. I guess it’s just the otaku in me that won’t let me stop. MOE MOE KYUN~

I... share your pain ;_;

Episode 3: Link

Bakemonogatari 1-14

April 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Where the fuck is episode 15? Is MAL lying to me?

Excuse me while I sneak up and rape you.

Anyho, bakemonogatari is basically SHAFT creating a giant slide show, and then calling it anime. Doesn’t make it bad, by any means, but you have to admit that’s literally what it is.

The whole plot line is basically GHOST BUSTERS, with lots of MOE shit, and a love story added in between. Funny part is, that despite that it’s still AMAZING.

If you add these two things together, it makes this anime GHOST BUSTERS – THE SLIDESHOW.

Basically the main character was once a vampire, but for whatever reason that doesn’t really seem to matter. He has healing abilities because of it though, and so he then goes out to fight against ghosts, or “oddities”, FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

The anime really ends at ep 12 (as far as I’m concerned), anyone who tells you otherwise is FUCKING LYING, and if you do count 12 as the end this anime actually has a GOOD END. It still has a few eps after it (13-15), but it’s more of LOL WE FORGOT ABOUT THIS type shit, as they are trying to solve one of the side characters problems, and find Shinobu, a character that shows up so little I barely know who she is. It’s like the anime got some early OVA’s, and as far as I’m concerned eps 13-25 are just OMAKES (extras) similar to OVA’S or BD extras. Then again, 15 might end up being like UBER FINALE END, so in that case my argument might become completely invalid.

Just what I needed SHAFT, more 4chan jokes. Also your doing it WRONG.

I like the main character, not going to lie. Well considering he has the same VA as Zetsubou Sensei, it’s hard not to enjoy listening to him when he talks. Senjougahara is also the most amazing tsundere character I have ever seen. She’s so tsun there might as well be no dere – well, until near the end. There’s lots of dere in ep 12.

Overall enjoyable and entertaining. The art is signature SHAFT bullshit – close in face shots, high contrast shots, random scenery shots, angled shadows and lights. All the normal shit SHAFT is known for, but turned up a bit. The art really reminded me of The SoulTaker, but then I remembered how fucking shit that anime was, so I stopped. There’s only so much you can add into an anime before it get fucking ridiculous, and SoulTaker reached that point, so I’d rather not remember how much I FUCKING RAGED at that shit.

I do, however, wonder when the raws for 15 will come out, it seems to have been awhile… Maybe it’s on hiatus, and SHAFT is just trolling us all. After fucking KyoAni, I never put the idea that production companies don’t know how to troll off the table. They can do it like anyone else can, if not better, and if ENDLESS EIGHT didn’t make you rage, I don’t know what will.

On a side note, it took me until episode 14 to realize that the two characters doing the preview were Araragi’s little sisters. Srsly, I should have figured that out a lot faster.

Kaichou wa Maid-sama 2

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

Okay so I realize that in order to watch this anime I have to do one simple thing. Skip the OP. This whole “DOUKA PLEASE KEEP MY SECRET” thing makes me want to throw up.

And guess what?  It’s a school cultural festival ep. JUST WHAT I DIDN’T WANT. I swear to god this shit can’t get any more generic. I don’t know if I really enjoyed this one since its a more of a MISA-CHAN MUST LEARN TO HAVE FUN ep, but there were a few parts that gave me a chuckle, so I guess its not an ENTIRE BUCKET OF FAIL.

One of the first fucking lines in the show. Someone must hate me.

Mika-chan’s hatred for men seems to stand out a bit more in this ep, as we going to explore the fact she needs to loosen the fuck up, and stop hating men so much (GO FIGURE). What a complex to have. Personally I think it’s just penis envy, but I’m sure the plot will unfold some sort of TRAGIC PAST, so god knows what her problem is.

At first she’s just scaring the shit out of the class Usui is in, as they are the only class without an acceptable idea for the festival, and the class asks Usui for help, but he fails due to lol /care.

To top it off, poor tsundere-chan now has a group of people from the school coming to the cafe (her “fans”). Normally she scares the fuck out of them, but when she’s at the cafe she can’t do anything, so they sit there with fucking erections the entire time because they are failures at life, and have nothing better to do. Fucking creepy stalkers.

It's okay, I approve~ :3

The class then has an idea forced into them (lol cafe), but none of the boys in the class approve for w/e reason, so they go off and hide to make EVIL PLANS OF JUSTICE, and Misa-chan proceeds to run around to different classrooms scaring the shit out of everyone due to her unending dick-ish ways.

Because of said unending dick-ish ways, the people who are supposed to help out with the cafe leave, and she has to take over, but fucks up when she randomly says “Master” so someone.

Usui doesn’t want her cat to getting out of the bag, as he finds the whole SHE’S A CAFE MAID thing as some sort of personal entertainment, so helps her out by using his devilish GOOD LOOKS so amazing they make everyone overlook what she said because their BURNING DESIRE FOR HIS PENIS is so strong they can’t think of anything else.

Because everyone in Usui’s class secretly wants him to fuck him, they come back to the cafe/class and it becomes HUGE SUCCESS.

Tsundere-chan then proceeds to thank Usui, which causes him to GRAB HER FACE, and say SEXY THINGS to her. She gets pissed, and tries TO CHOKE A BITCH, and the ep ends with sunset bullshit. Hurrah.

What a fun end.

Episode 2: Link

Kaichou wa Maid-sama 1

April 17, 2010 Leave a comment

I am impressed with myself for making it past the fucking OP. I really am. With such fail lyrics as “CAN YOU KEEP MY SECRET?” I normally delete such shit, drop, and don’t think twice, but the faggots in the IRC channel I waste my time with swear it’s TSUNDERE GOODNESS, so here we go.

It starts with a bitch who acts like a bitch. WOW THIS IS GREAT.  She apparently has money issues so she works at a Maid Cafe, but then OH TEH NOES she gets discovered by a fellow student. His name is Usui Takumi and he’s kinda lol wierd. I guess it’s that love at first sight thing, but once he finds out about the maid-ness he follows her around like a creepy stalker, and then sits in the cafe and stares at her. How romantic.

Of course our little tsundere-chan is a normal person, so she finds it p damn creepy herself, and seems to dislike him with a  passion. I guess she can have some good qualities, but then the minute I think she might be a normal fucking person, her tsundere-ness appears the moment he says that watching her makes him worry about her.

I have to admit that once I get over the original stalker creepiness, Usui is p awesome, so I guess I’ll forgive her for falling in love so quickly, but I hope she doesn’t sit there and be fucking tsun the entire time, or this anime will go from being fairly cute and entertaining, to fucking annoying.

Usui’s line before the second ep. just reaffirms the idea that he is not-so-secretly secretly in love with her.

Overall, the OP is total fucking shit, the beginning takes a bit to get into, but once the story starts going along fairly enjoyable. The ED makes me think that Usui is somehow an ANGST character, but considering his I-don’t-care attitude, such a thing wouldn’t be too out of the ball park.

I guess the faggots in the IRC channel don’t have total shit taste after all. Time to dl EP 2 and 3~

I hope to dear god that next ep won’t be a fucking cultural festival or sum shit.  PLEASE SPARE ME.

Episode 1: Link

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