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Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin – 1

July 21, 2010 1 comment

I think this picture sums up my opinion of the show pretty well.

It seems that animators can’t stop making fucking Harry Potter anime, so here we go again, except this time they are calling it the “occult”. Whatever, I, for one, know this shit is fucking Harry Potter – The anime.

It's raining men, but she she doesn't seem to like it. :<

One thing about this anime makes it worth watching. Spinning shadow penis. Yes, that’s right, spinning man penis in shadow form. If this is the only reason you watch this anime, you wouldn’t be the only one.

Basically you start out with the MYSTERIOUS happenings of some sort of fucktard running in the wood from a bat/moth (I hope it’s MOTHRA I really do. That would make my day for about a week) thing. Lame, but it’s prolly the fucking UBER VILLAIN of the show, so get fucking used to it. Fucktard face is talking on the telephone, but noone gives a shit about him, so he gets killed for not being an important character.

Where did this guy get all the money to MAKE this shit?

It then cuts to this fucking school. It’s goddamn ridiculous. I THOUGHT THIS WAS 1999, NOT FUCKING 1700 AT THE CHATEAU IN VERSAILLES. Who the fuck has a school like that? Who the fuck would even go to a school that would look like that? I would take one look and be like, FUCK THIS SHIT, I’M GOING HOME.

Then bitch-face (Maya) is late to her Father’s funeral, but she doesn’t give a shit because HATERS GONNA HATE. They begin the funeral shit, and play some sort of tape. Who the fuck plays a tape recording during a funeral? Oh wait, noone cares because it’s anime, and that’s just okay now.

Anyho, they do this funeral shit, and then her father says some sort of Latin shit, and suddenly I ACCIDENTALLY THE ANCIENT SPIRITS OF THE DEAD. Maya is all like, THIS NOT REAL YOU FOO’S, and yells that it’s staged, and everyone is a fuckface for thinking otherwise. I WONDER WHY THEY THINK THAT?

Sidenote: HELLO BATTLER V2: WOMAN STYLE. YOU’RE SO ORIGINAL I ALMOST DIDN’T NOTICE.

We get this zombie shit, well not quite because a spirit is possessing a dead body, and zombies have no soul, plus it can GODDDAMN FLY, so it’s a bit different. He flies out the window because he’s fucking tired of HATERS HATIN’. They then gather a gang of meddling kids, and go about searching the school like fucking Scooby Doo, minus the ascot.

I don't know which Scooby Doo character this is supposed to be, but it's scaring me.

The quiet girl with glasses gets possessed or sum shit, and then SHIT GETS REAL. Maya then runs to some room of DESTINY, and talks with her father who’s supposed to be dead. Then she cuts his head of with an axe. I wish all my family reunions ended up like that. Worms then gush out his head (pretty normal thing to happen in my experience), and they put him back together for the actual end of the funeral, because he can no longer ACCIDENTALLY THE SPIRITS.

Sexy beast. No lie.

Bitch-face goes back outside because she needs to get away from all the HATERS HATIN’, and because she KEEPS IT REAL LIKE THAT. Plus I think she has a thing for sunsets. Sexually.

Queue angelic music now please.

But before she can get a breather from all the horseshit going on, JESUS CHRIST DESCENDS FROM THE SKY. NAKED. It also has spinning man penis shadow, and I’m honestly not sure what they are going for. Is this supposed to be funny? I sure as hell thought it was. Spinning man penis shadow. Classic.

He then takes of his goggles THAT DO NOTHING, and she’s all like, “OMG PENIS”.

Sidenote: I hate 3DPIGDISGUSTING ED’s. I really do. I don’t want to see that shit after watching an entire animated episode, it looks lame. If I wanted real people I’d watch some goddamn dorama’s.

Overall: Not a bad episode. The animation was good, the story/plot seems interesting, and for summer season, it’s an okay watch. It beats Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou, the other Harry Potter – The (HAREM) Anime (AKA Harry Potter – Color Wars), but the whole bat/moth thing seems like a lame-ass thing to fight. AKA NEEDS MORE VOLDEMORT.

Hakuouki – Shinsengumi Kitan 6

May 22, 2010 Leave a comment

That's a very convincing face u have der, Sannan-kun.

I think this episode marks the beginning of where history and this anime diverge, which is fine, I guess, since TEH DEMONS are far more important anyway.

Anyho, the whole thing with Sannan-san kinda made me lol, because in history he actually dies, but in the anime, since we have this whole DEMON EXPERIMENTS subplot going on, they decided to have him “pretend die”, so that he can still be around, but everyone thinks he’s dead. How very clever.

The anime then moves to March 1865 when the Shinsengumi moved to Nishi Hongan-ji. They also showed scenes of Okita Souji coughing and the like, which is alluding to him becoming sick with tuberculosis, but he doesn’t become seriously ill until fall of 1867, so it might be a bit early to show him coughing and shit, but he may have had it for a long time.

It also shows Toudou Heisuke acting all weird. This might be an allusion to the fact that after he became aware that Sannan committed seppuku, he started to doubt the Shinsengumi, but I have no fucking idea what the anime is going to do with this since Sannan is “pretend dead”. Maybe he doesn’t know that he’s alive?

The anime then moves on to add in bullshit that really didn’t happen in this time period. Shogun Iemochi was summoned by the emperor to visit the capital (at the time it was Kyoto), so that he could accompany him to Nijou castle, BACK IN 1863. The Shinsengumi weren’t EVEN FUCKING FORMED YET, as all the members were still part of the Rōshigumi in 1863, goddamit. I guess the anime got bored and decided they needed more exciting things to happen, since 1865 is fucking boring Japanese history-wise, and lots of fun shit happened in 1863. I don’t fucking know, it goddamn wrong, and retarded, so who knows wut these assholes were thinking. And here I was thinking this anime was doing good on history, cept the LOLNO CONTEXT shit, but they had to fucking spoil it didn’t they?

Wait, so Chizu-chan is TEH DEMONS now too? DOUSHITE?!

Next, I think I’ve started to figure out the whole TEH DEMONS part of the anime. The white haired people aren’t demons like the blond sexy beast or Chizuru (best pairing ever, please let it be so!), they are demon-like vampires. So the true DEMONS are normal looking with LOL SUPERPOWERS, and this medicine shit turns the other people into pretend demon vampire things (due to the whole “WE DRINK BLOOD, WE GO CRAZY” shit mentioned in the episode). VAMPIRES VS. DEMONS, WHO SHALL WIN?!!?!!?

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Arakawa Under the Bridge 5-7

May 21, 2010 Leave a comment

Maria is p kewl guy, ehs makes Sister's face explode, and doesn't afraid of anything.

Overall, Rec is slowly losing his sanity under this bridge. He really is. He now thinks he has to have some sort of community JERB, so that he can be a citizen in this homeless, crazy, insane community that LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE.

Him and Hoshi get into some sort of music duel. I was hoping that Hoshi would like fucking blast some hard core rock, or something MEGA-GAR, but it turned out to be average, and Rec played a bunch of classical music due to his obvious ELITISM (Do I smell a superiority complex?).

GET READY TO D-D-D-D-D-D-UEL!

Rec then decides hes going to teach COMMON SENSE to the people around him. Good luck with that one Rec, I think you’ve already lost yours. I would also like to note that the voice actor for Rec is the same as Nozomu Itoshiki (“Zetsubou-sensei” from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei), which is also a SHAFT anime, so I found him being a “teacher” very ironic and humorous VA-wise. ETA till he screams “ZETSUBOU SHITA!”

Just as planned.

I did, however, find his imagery of what Sister should look like to be very awesome. Course, just as Rec starts trying to teach people he runs into a huge problem. Stella, the GAR loli from FUCKING HELL. She’s back and ready to fuck up his shit, and manages to do so until she gets appeased with LOLCOLORING.

WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!?

Also, inb4 o9k OP changes, lol SHAFT.

Sidenote: they did introduce another character, P-Ko, but she isn’t awesome like Maria, so I don’t give a shit.

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B Gata H Kei 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Well whore-chan is at it again. This time it’s Valentine’s day (right after Christmas ep, WTF happened to that whole month in between?), and Yamada get’s all tsundere about giving him something. She stays up all night to make it, and then sneaks it into his mailbox.

The more important, and lulzy part of the ep was whore-chan deciding not to wear panties so she can flash people because she just KEEPS IT REAL LIKE THAT.

Actually, I think you are. (The sign says 'forbidden/prohibited' BTW)

And then the ep had like, this thing where it kept using this glowing yellow light everywhere. I don’t know why, but I guess the animators became obsessed with it, so they kept using it. Most of the ep turned into this thing about flashing people anyway, so I guess they found a good use for it.

COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE MORE YELLOW LIGHTS? I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH!

Then, at the very end, Yamada asks him if he likes teh womenz that wear no panties, and he’s like WTF, so she gets all depressed. He then comes back, and the wind from the door flips her skirt up, and he gets a good look at her vagina. She gets all flustered because he saw it when she didn’t want him to, even though she was trying to flash him anyway. LOLWUT. Why can’t she decide to be either a whore or not a whore? Pick one dammit!

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Kaichou wa Maid-sama 5

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Gotta love creepy staring~

MAID-SAMA OF FORESHADOWING, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FORESHADOWING?! Okay, this episode managed to piss me off something fierce. I have never seen such awful overuse of foreshadowing in my life. The entire episode foreshadowed a small event in the end that DIDN’T EVEN TURN OUT TO BE ALL THAT BAD. So the entire time it’s like, OMG STALKERS ARE COMING, and after the 3rd or 4th time, I’m like can we bring out those fucking stalkers now please, PLEASE, for my SANITY if NOTHING ELSE?

Why couldn't you show up earlier and save me 15 minutes of FORESHADOWING?

The scene itself was a bit anti-climatic, she kicks their ass p quick and Usui breaks a fucking window, so I am left wondering what the fuck was all that FORESHADOWING necessary for? Nothing. Fucking nothing. I hate bullshit like this, I really do.

Sure you didn't.

Well, at the very least, Usui learned that Tsundere-chan isn’t a weak little girl that needs constant supervision and caring for, so I guess the only good thing about the ep is that it shows the awesome power of teh womenz. Fuck yer.

I don't think she likes that.

Ichiban Ushiro No Daimaou 6

May 15, 2010 Leave a comment

Now this is more like a harem anime.

Finally we have our obligatory beach ep. Every harem anime needs a fucking BEACH EP DON’T THEY? Cyborg chick is on a seduction mission to top it off, and in all honesty, I enjoy the things she randomly says very much.

You're emotionless-ness is almost MOE, Korone-chan~

And then, of course, childhood friend girl fucking decides it’ll be a great idea to jack off a fucking sea cucumber, and having it’s white sticky goodness cover Tsundere-chan. WTF. Only in a harem anime is this ever, ever allowed. Tsundere girl is really turning up the tsundere nowadays too. When Mr. Demon King removes the WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE from her, she gets all, “I-IT’S NOT LIKE I WANT YOU TO C-CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, OR A-ANYTHING” on him, and I guess it would be okay if she was more tsun than dere, but she’s not, so fuck her.

I DONT EVEN.

Then they get into this weird plot shit about a monster and who defeats it becomes a hero, and will defeat the Demon Lord, but I don’t really give a shit. Why can’t you go fight more dragons or sum shit?

Anyho, Korone gets shot or something, so it’s cliffhanger TIEM until the next episode. Why do they have to shoot one of the only female characters I find amusing? It’s just not fair.

Arakawa Under the Bridge 4

May 1, 2010 Leave a comment

How is this supposed to be a date?

This episode had quite the surprising amount of lolwut in it. It starts out with the “date” that Recruit and Nino are supposed to be on, but it turns into this weird mock battles BS where the run around like insane people.

I used to think the Rec was like, normal or summat, so we would have the plot of a normal person dealing with lots of crazy people, but in the last couple of episodes I have realized that he is just as FUCKING CRAZY as the rest of them. Absolutely insane.

No it's... really not...

He then pulls a bit of awesome-ness out of his ass, and helps Nino with her boat thingy, and she gets all dere about it. Hurray~

But then the second part pulls a bunch of shitload of fuck out from the depths of fuckville, and we get a GAR loli. Little girls are supposed to be cute, NOT SCARY! ;___;

She will kick your ass and not even think twice.

She then kicks the holy fucking shit out of Rec (poor soul, he never saw it coming), and then we move onto the third part. Apparently your allowed to have farms under bridges in Japan, because Sister and Rec go to exactly just that. Seriously, this is just… just not possible. I saw this part and realized this anime is going to go very strange places in the future. No doubt about it. Rec’s reaction to it was exactly the same as mine, strangely.

I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

They then meet Maria who is like this really sweet looking person, but she’s really a Sadist, and she proceeds to verbally abuse both of them.

At first Sister is, like, totally awesome about it and just keeps apologizing for everything, but then Maria calls him boring and his scar fucking explodes. I DONT EVEN.

WHY!?

The episode then ends. Hurra~

Note: SHAFT, being the uber trolls they are, released part of the episode only on the web.  If you get Nutbladder’s release they put the web parts in with the ep, but the raws (since it was on a stream) are EYE CANCER AIDS. At least the rest of the ep was nice~